“So, madam, are you happy to have played in a CAQ ad?

- Oh yes, so much! Everyone tells me about it!

- Well, imagine that you were found so good, so credible that you will be paid for your performance!

- To pay me ? Me ?

- Eh yes ! Like a professional actress! (Laughs)

“Oh my sweet Lord!

— We're going to give you the same salary we'd give Guylaine Tremblay if she ever advertised for the CAQ: 250 big dollars!

- Two hundred and fifty ????

— Yes, 250!!!

- Oh my sweet!

"You like your François Legault, huh?"

"I love him, he's my man!"

- Well, he too, he likes you very much! And that's why he told us: "Don't look at the expense, give him the maximum!" »

"He's so generous!"

- And you know what ? This $250, you can have it in different ways! Fifty five-dollar bills, 25 10-bills, or two large 100-bills and one 50-bill!

“Two 100 bills???

- Yes Madam ! Cash!

- Oh my sweet!

"And guess what?" Proof that with Legault, we are in good hands, you can even keep the blue cap we gave you!

- I do not believe it ! Wait till I tell my daughter that!

“Um, madam, speaking of that… Since the Prime Minister has been so generous with you, we would like you to keep our agreement confidential, you understand? You know the world of artists, there are so many jealous people in there! If actresses knew that you were paid the big price for a little 30 seconds, it might make waves...

- Oh I understand ! Advertising is not like films, it pays less... That's why Normand Brathwaite and Claude Meunier have done so much!

- That's it! So, Quebec can count on you?

— Oh yes, I'm always here to help Quebec!

“Well, tell me about a patriot, you! No wonder you voted for the CAQ! (Laughs)

"Ah, me, François Legault, he's my man!"

— Yes, yes, we know that, you said it earlier... In return, Monsieur Legault would have a small favor to ask of you!

- Anything !

— For some time now, there have been nasty tongues saying that the Legault government did not take care of the elderly during the pandemic!

- Well then !

"I'm telling you...

"I don't create you!"

- True as chu there!

"That doesn't make sense!"

"I know, but what do you want...

"Cursed policy!"

— Ah, you're quite right... Anyway, we would like you to talk to your friends to say that it's not true...

— I would like that, but unfortunately most of them died of COVID!

- Oh yes ? Oops, my condolences...

- What do you want, how could François Legault have predicted that someone would eat a porcupine in Japan! Well, I'll leave you, I'm going to make Portuguese tarts for my daughter... A recipe from Dr. Arruda! We love him too!!! »